Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey has been played 2 times, at 0.11% of Phish performances. It has been performed, on average, once every 446.5 shows since its debut 893 shows ago. It was last performed September 25, 2000 (459 shows ago).

• 2000-09-25, Bonner Springs, KS
• 1994-10-31, Glens Falls, NY